Friday, June 30, 2006
In a daze.. with my eyes half open and my ears plugged with my earphones.. i came down the bridge to be greeted by a BIG monkey.Seriously..not kidding you.
and the 1st thing that came out from me "Mak kau, monyet".
I ws just going down from the bridge and and at those green railings that u find near those big drains... Ok.. one monkey was perched on it. like 3 feet away from me...
It was greyish in colour.. i dunno if it's a Monkey or babboon or what. To me monkey is monkey. BF said its babboon. Whatever..bukan dia yg nampak!
So anyway this monkey, just sit there like nothing happen..padahal aku terperanjat beruk seh kat situ (pun intended).and when i got nearer, it moves nearer to me.. NOT that aku sengaja to move nearer. What do u expect then?? aku diri kat situ and wait for it to charge at me? Excuse me, not that stupid.. and i don't fancy being a monkey's breakfast thank u very much..
Problem is.. the monkey is on my left... and i have to move to my left to go to my office (shortcut) or move to my right (VERY long cut). My left feet was going left my right one attempt to go to my right... for a moment, dah macam aku yang jadi monyet seh!!
I even got the time to stand there n think of the wisest way to go.. left or right..
Left = Shortcut. will not be late for work. Risk getting charged upon by si Monyet.
Right= Very Longcut. have to walk like 5 mins under the morning sun. Risk kena kejar ngan si Monyet.
I took the right way... pergi mampus.. aku jalan dah macam monyet.. punyalah cepat!! hahahhaa.....
and monyet tu move towards his left.. hahaha... Monyet tu mesti pun tgh pikiran seh..nak terkam si pompuan ni ke nak kejar dia eh...last2 dia malas nak layan aku....
and kesian aku.. jalan long cut... panas2 terik.... rambut tak ikat.. rimas nak mampos...
Semua pasal si monyet tu!
p/s: abang cleaner nampak tragedi monyet aku. sampai office, member boleh tanya aku pasal si monyet tu.. *tutup muka*
Monyet betul lah si monyet ni..
Dyan Razali stayed home at 12:29 AM
Friday, June 23, 2006
I think i have been included in the society of isolationist without me knowing.Symptoms are quite clear.
1) I've been visiting the ATM machines, not the bank tellers
2) I prefer shopping online to browsing in the stores
3) I've been sms-ing or emailing my friends, not calling them on the phone
4) I've been reading friend's blogs for updates, not by meeting them up
5) I'm telling this to my friends through my blog not by going thru the details over dinner.
Does it bother u? It bothers me. A Lot.
If things don't change, i see myself cooped up in my room in 5 years time with my butt perpetually on the chair and my eyes stuck on my computer screen.
I would have not meet anyone for one, i couldn't care less
Shucks. I don't wanna be like that.
I gotta meet people.. Interact.. starting from today... I'm gonna talk to strangers... hahahaa
and tomorrow i'm gonna withdraw my money from the bank tellers..
and start go shopping... in proper stores...
Dyan Razali stayed home at 11:17 PM
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
My Bro flushed down a BAT down the toilet bowl 2 days ago.
Very Bizzare.
I don't know the full story yet. cos it's so hard to see ya own siblings nowadays. heard this story from my mom n sis.
Apparently at 2am, he just came back, went to the toilet to wash his face.. and... urrgggh... he saw a Bat IN THE toilet bowl. (Dad say maybe it wanted to drink water... eewwww..). My scared-cat bro (even i would be scared. im scared of bats n crow and whatever animals tha are black. ok, just put it here that im scared of animals. enuff said.)
Anyway this bro of mine got so scared that his vrain went *Ting, let's flush this down* and............
Miracalously, it went down... where to, i don't wish to know.... Simply gross kan.. to find a bat IN your toilet bowl.. and funny... to hear abt my bro reaction.. tapi kesian aku ngan Bat tu.. tak bersalah seh... baru nak minum air.. dah kena flushed...
and now..... everytime i enter the toilet... no matter what time the day, i always peer in the toilet bowl... and tonight.. i don't know why.. i got so scared... i closed the seat cover the momenti stepped in the toilet.. I know.. paranoid. haha
But i just cant help thinking about the Bat crawling up while i was pee-ing or something.. I know it's a bit far-fetched.. But still......
Anyway, never mind... kesian that Bat..
Pictures!
Went out with the BF today..went Esplande and ate satay... Roam arnd Esplanade.. feeling2 macam baru kenal.. haha.. menyampah aku..
Caught off guard roaming Esplanade
Makansutra.... yumz...
Mamak Fried Bee Hoon.. We had to share this cos i know i can't finish this off.. Egg looks yummy... and sinful...
SATAY!!!!! The reason we came down here... $0.60/stick is not cheap though.. betul nye ketuk!
yums...
Dyan Razali stayed home at 12:57 AM
Sunday, June 18, 2006
ALMOST everyone around me is sick! boo-hoo!!!and i don't know why i feel so guilty...
I hope .. i hope the germs don't come from me.. I mean, the probability of them getting the germs from me is 70%?? Cos im in constant contact with them..
Had the dreadful menses today at work. im so fuckin lucky that im wearing a denim skirt. but im sooo bloody pissed off that of all the days in this week, i chose to wear my not-so-trusty gstring (i know u don't really wanna know what underwear i'm wearing.) Ok. don't even bother to think how i survived the day. I don't even wanna think about it... But no, no mishaps today.. No kotex falling out/apart for all it matters... Just pure uncomfortableness (IF there is such a word.)
I'm bingeing on Apollo wafer biscuit now and i know i shouldn't be doing that cos it's like 10.42pm here.. and snacks are never good. But i can't help it .. Blame it on PMS.. Hee Hee... So much for controlling my diet. pfft.
I don't know how some people can gorge themselves with food and not have a pinch of fats on their tummy. Fucking amazing. Like BOTH my sister. Makan mcm monster, badan mcm semut. Tak paham aku! And to stay in one house, with girls like that are a bit de-moralizing ain't it? haha.. I know people has been campaigning "Love ya body, Love thyself" that kind of things.. As much as i wanna LISTEN and get it in my brain, get it in my system that BIG IS BEAUTIFUL, i just can't. Either my ears are not big enough.. or the brain is not big enough. I don't know.
And i don't mean to say i wanna be stick thin like my choco wafers.. I don't wanna be that. I just wanna be average. (Ok, i don't want to be average. Average is not good enough. haha.. ok. above average. Ego-At-Work)
Maybe i should just stop fretting over it..maybe i shouldn't . My diet hasn't been a healthy one. I eat fruits in like, once, in... err.. two weeks? If i'm lucky. and even when i do, it will be sinful fruits like Mangoes.. durians.. haha.. cos I don't fancy apple... They are a bit too hard too chew.
Slimming pills are out. nOt good for the system.. last option.. exercise.
No time.
No sport shoe.
No nice shorts.
No sports Bra.
No one to go with.
and the list go on...
but to make it short...
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I'm just plain lazy. enuff said.
(My BF gonna widen his eyes at this. cos he's a gym freak.and im a couch potato. Match made in heaven. hah!)
I don't mind going for dance classes though. Or aerobics. Or kick-boxing.
But i don't know where is the most convenient place to go to from Bt Timah???
Transport is a problem. I don't wanna take the train back home in my sweaty shirts. Very the bachin.
Forget abt asking the BF to whiz me to and fro. He don't even have time to shit properly.
Should i ask my dad to convert the storeroom to a exercise room??? haha.. Only that it's bloody small.. and it can barely fit a bench, let alone a treadmill. haha. I will just die from suffocation. and where the hell are we gonna put the junks in the storeroom?? in my room?? haha. Like it's not messy enough...
Oh.. talking abt my room, it seriously need a major spring cleaning. and i plan to do it on wednesday. if im not lazy. Current state of the room is disastrous. I have like 8 library books piled on each other..makeups strewn all over the table.. my leftover medicine.. my neverending accessories all over the place. newspaper dated back to april on the table. tak paham aku. and my luggages.. there are still some clean clothes in there which i have not unpack. from the philippines n KL trip. See how lazy i can be?? How do i expect to lose weight, you tell me???
oh..and i don't know how one story gets to another. So typical of me.
Dyan Razali stayed home at 10:37 PM
Saturday, June 17, 2006
I know it's gonna sound pretty weird.. I've been having dreams of me in Bali. Not that i have been there before thus enabling me to envision how Bali looks like n so forth..But i just know in my dreams, i was in Bali. Fuck. How i know it's Bali? Ok.. nevermind.. it looks like Bali.
Can anyone fund me to go on a trip to Bali? I don't mind going alone. (but i prefer not to.) Last checked, a Jetstar ticket will set me back about $250?? But i don't mind if you wanna book me on SQ. It's only $420. I shall bring my tent along and pitch it at the beach (IF they allow that), and that way, i can save on the accommodation and spend it on shopping...
Funds are low....
so i think i will just be contented with dreaming of me in Bali. I think it's Bali.
At times like this, i wish someone transferred 20K to my bank acct by mistake..
I will probably transfer 10K back to that idiot and spend the rest. i'm not that heartless. 10K IS a lot of money! Which is why i will return him 10K and i will spend 10K. Cos it's a lot for him to lose. And a lot for me to spend.. :p
Dyan Razali stayed home at 9:38 PM
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Feeling much much better today..except for that darned cough which wouldn't go away...
i'm starting to think that i may have TB.. isshh.. haha
My off day today.. planned to get up late but my sis spoiled the plan..
1) I overheard her saying she wanna go to my Granny place to see Baby Irfan. terbangun jap aku! haha
2) She switched on the DVD at 11am. Tgk Hindustan.. Terus tak jadi tido.. hahaha...
So now, im waiting fo rthe other sis to get back from school so we cud go to Granny place and see baby Irfan..Im so in love with him... Im totally obsessed with him!! I
Not going out w the BF today..cos he's obsessed with Gym nowadays... haha.. and we have met last week.. so.. yeah ..maybe next week lah..
funny that we now dun meet each other often.. but we chat in Msn often.. but it's okie.. it makes the heart grow fonder.. hehehe.. i hope i get that right! haha..Oh..forgot to mention the Bf has Botak head now. Just because i sooo casually mention i like Chris Daughtry and how he look oh-so-sexy with his botak head.. and tt fella go n botak his head... Hmmm.. he forgot that not everyone looks nice with Botak Head! and he certainly don't! he just looks more 'fierce'. More 'tailong-looking' than sexy seh!!! hahhaa...
So.. aniway im off to get Baby Irfan in my arms!!! Pics later! hee...
Dyan Razali stayed home at 1:54 PM
Friday, June 09, 2006
I'm alone at home cos the family has gone to KL for the weekend..to make things worse, i'm sick. As in Terribly sick. but not that sick that i cant even sit in front of my computer.
aaaargghhhh ....
and it's sooo boring to be stuck home alone..
i'm watching the Sports Illustrated Model Search..
World cup is on in few hours... but heck.. like i care...
I can't sleep cos i slept like a log in the evening...
I can't eat cos i have no appetite..
Why why why do i have to fall sick...dammit.
Dyan Razali stayed home at 10:03 PM
