Friday, June 30, 2006

Monkey see Monkey Do

In a daze.. with my eyes half open and my ears plugged with my earphones.. i came down the bridge to be greeted by a BIG monkey.
Seriously..not kidding you.

and the 1st thing that came out from me "Mak kau, monyet".

I ws just going down from the bridge and and at those green railings that u find near those big drains... Ok.. one monkey was perched on it. like 3 feet away from me...

It was greyish in colour.. i dunno if it's a Monkey or babboon or what. To me monkey is monkey. BF said its babboon. Whatever..bukan dia yg nampak!

So anyway this monkey, just sit there like nothing happen..padahal aku terperanjat beruk seh kat situ (pun intended).and when i got nearer, it moves nearer to me.. NOT that aku sengaja to move nearer. What do u expect then?? aku diri kat situ and wait for it to charge at me? Excuse me, not that stupid.. and i don't fancy being a monkey's breakfast thank u very much..

Problem is.. the monkey is on my left... and i have to move to my left to go to my office (shortcut) or move to my right (VERY long cut). My left feet was going left my right one attempt to go to my right... for a moment, dah macam aku yang jadi monyet seh!!

I even got the time to stand there n think of the wisest way to go.. left or right..

Left = Shortcut. will not be late for work. Risk getting charged upon by si Monyet.

Right= Very Longcut. have to walk like 5 mins under the morning sun. Risk kena kejar ngan si Monyet.

I took the right way... pergi mampus.. aku jalan dah macam monyet.. punyalah cepat!! hahahhaa.....

and monyet tu move towards his left.. hahaha... Monyet tu mesti pun tgh pikiran seh..nak terkam si pompuan ni ke nak kejar dia eh...last2 dia malas nak layan aku....

and kesian aku.. jalan long cut... panas2 terik.... rambut tak ikat.. rimas nak mampos...

Semua pasal si monyet tu!

p/s: abang cleaner nampak tragedi monyet aku. sampai office, member boleh tanya aku pasal si monyet tu.. *tutup muka*

Monyet betul lah si monyet ni..
Dyan Razali stayed home at 12:29 AM