Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Cannot List

Often, you will see the Do's and Don't's List.

I've come with my own list.


I Cannot:

1. Roll my tongue. No matter how much i try.
   
   
2. Take nice passport pistures. All turns out horrible.
   
   
3. Wear spectacles or sunglasses for long period of times. I get iritated when it's there.
   
   
4. See clearly. I have got astimagtism. I have to wear glasses. But i refuse to. Not for vanity reasons. But because it's irritating. No contact lenses for me. Not permanent anyway. Cos i have dry eyes and they are unsuitable for people who has got astimagtism.
   
   
5. Jog. If you tell me to play badminton, netball or any games, i will probably do it. But I can't jog. I don't have the patience to go round and round the track 5 or 10 times. I find it boring and it drain out my energy too fast.
   
   
6. Wear sports gear. I look funny. I just don't look good wearing sporty stuffs. Like sport shoes and shorts. I look weird no matter how much i try.
   
   
7. Wear anything yellow. It makes my skin looks sallow. I don't own any yellow clothing anyway.
   
   
8. Understand Ang-Mo accents very well. Especially if he's going way too fast for me.
   
   
9. Understand why boys like to watch wrestling. Till now.
   
   
10. Take long Taxi/Bus/Ferry journeys. I have got Motion Sickness.

Dyan Razali stayed home at 11:30 PM