Sunday, August 20, 2006

Datin Siti Nurhaliza

Tomorrow is the big day of Malaysian Pop Starlet. Siti Nurhaliza.

Or should we start calling her Datin Siti now? hehe
Dyan Razali stayed home at 8:32 PM

Sigh

Today i cook Maggi instant porridge. Believe it or not, it got too salty. Cos i added too much salt in it. haha! Instant Porridge pun tak pass.. macamane nak kahwin!
Dyan Razali stayed home at 1:01 AM

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Cute Idol

Okie.. i was sposed to vent my anger here few days ago.. but was too occupied to do so.

anyway.. what up with Singpore Idol!!!!

When will the fucking damn-bloody-stupid like hell Joakim-Monkey-Gomez and Jasmine-Boring-Spicegirl wannabe-Tye gonna be ousted.

Week after week, they torture me with their horrendous singing! that's mental torture man!

seriously, why the hell the 4 judges pick them both to be in the Top 12 is way way way beyond me! Do u mean to say that they were once tone-deaf?????

Any Tom, Dick Or Harry knows they can't sing for nuts. They are cute? So what? Not that they are way way cute.. Nope nope..

They have Zero Talent. Zilch.

I wish i can just tell all those stupid schoolgirls to stop going ga-ga over them cos it's just damn sickening to see them running after these fellas like they have won The Singapore Idol!!!! and when they do finally get ousted, i wanna see if they will still chase after that fella. sigh... being a schoolgirl can be so dumb sometime.

Now rahimah is out. Not that idolise her or smth.. But at least that girl has enuff talent, enuff voice to bring her to the top 5 or smth.

and too bad for her.. she's just not cute enuff

just like what happen to jay lim the week before. He's just not cute enuff.

BOO to all those stupid people who vote for those 2 idiots!

IF Next week, neither one of them goes home, I am going to email to mediacorp. Not that it's gonna make any difference though. Cos to them, as long as the Sms-es keep coming in, their paychecks gets fatter.

So let's see next week, who will be ousted?

Oh.. i'm rooting for Hady, not cos he's cute. he IS cute by the way.. But he has got that very nice soulful voice in him. and he looks composed every time he sings. Oh.. and i like Johnathon Leong as well.. cos he has that low low sexy voice that i like.. but i think it restricts his song choices. There are just some songs he can't really 'click' with cos it's really not for his kinda voice.. and next would be Mathilda! Cos she has the most powerful voice in there... but err.. she can be quite smug abt it ah...so i think she gotta do smth abt it before she lose her votes.

i bloody hope these 3 'matured' people get in the TOP 3. If they don't, then Mediacorp might just as well not have SI3.

sigh... the world we live in...
Dyan Razali stayed home at 10:56 PM

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Hello Poo-poo!! How are you?

This afternoon, i arranged an interview to be done at my officve between my client and one of my Filipino maid. To cut the story short, my client was looking for someone who can take care of dogs. solely dogs. so i recommended this girl, Verven to her.

So.. my client starts asking her the norm.. like about herself, what are her experiences like and has she taken care of dogs before..so this girl, confidently answered "Yes ma'am" to all the questions.

So, i think the client got a bit pissed cos everything she asked, the girl will answer "Yes ma'am". She's kinda wondering whether this girl really understands English or not.. so.. she asked her.. "So, verven, what do u have to do when the dog poo-poo??"

My gullible Verven answers: "I will say , Hello Poo-Poo, How Are You?"..

?????

apa sajalah budak ni.... tak paham cakaplah tak paham!
Dyan Razali stayed home at 11:54 PM